After a few weeks of calm in a spotlessly clean house the wheels have come off and we’ve gone over to the dark side. I did next to nothing this weekend. While this is a bit of a luxury- weekends are usually spent working – things have descended into chaos.
Saturday was spent with a sore head and nausea from the previous evening’s shenanigans. I wouldn’t mind but we didn’t even go out. Just a ‘few’ drinks while watching old Friends episodes. And yesterday we had all sorts of plans. I had a written list which said:- clean the house and sort out the back room. But instead we sat around all day watching DVDs and eating sweets.
The upshot is that today I’m now back on a diet and have given up alcohol. Again. I also had to get up at 4.50 to give me time to do my hair and still make it to work by 7.00. I was only slightly hindered by Tori who sprayed the settee twice. I then sprayed him (with water, I should add) and poor old Blossom got caught in the crossfire. Valuable minutes were spent consoling her and apologising profusely.
And just to put the top hat on it we started the day with a bit of a row, where I ended up slamming out of the house and coming to work on my own. If I get up at 4.50 in the morning I refuse to be late for work. Lord Levy, however, does not share this philosophy and spent 12 minutes (I timed him) on the toilet whilst playing cards on his mobile phone.
So, there you have it. Not a great start to the week.
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