
I’ve had two disappointments recently. Not on a grand scale, you understand. Just trivial things.
The first one was connected with Krispy Kremes. Now I’ve never been a big fan of donuts but I’ve heard so much about these mystical ’delicacies’ through US TV and from other people, that I’d built them up to almost epic proportions. And I was really excited when Lord Levy brought some back from London with him. We brewed up and carefully opened the fancy box. You can imagine my disappointment to learn that they’re just – well donuts. Not dissimilar to those you can buy on Llandudno Pier.
My second disappointment was a VIP party. We were recently given VIP passes and invited to an event and after show party. (This probably makes us sound much more exciting and interesting than we actually are.) Now I’ve never been to a VIP party before and so again, I’d built it up a bit.
During the interval we flashed our ‘VIP’ badges, cut through the crowd queuing for alcopops in plastic glasses and made our way to the VIP bar. I had visions of leather sofas, swanky decor and table service. You can imagine my surprise when we opened the door to a ‘rec room’ with Coronation Street playing in the background. Oh well.
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