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The Sea

March 8th, 2009

I’m in Whitby. We travelled up on Friday after a hellish week at work.  Whenever we manage to get away for a day or two, we end up working those days in advance.  On Wednesday we worked sixteen and a half hours and got home at midnight.  So to say it was a little fraught is an understatement.

We arrived a little early on Friday and couldn’t pick up the keys straight away, so we walked down the cliff onto the beach.  Whitby has a beautiful beach. Long and sandy and quite wild.  I don’t know what it is about the sea but it somehow makes things seem better.  We wandered along the water’s edge and the stresses of the week (and of leaving my laptop in the car at the top of the cliff) fell away.  When I was standing there I tried to think of the sound the sea makes, to try to put it into words.  But I couldn’t come up with anything that hadn’t been used beforfe – crashing, roaring – all cliches.

We’re staying at the Metropole again, though in a different apartment this time.  I’m fascinated by this place.  According to our welcome pack it was built in 1897, largely for the wealthy German tourists travelling here at the time.  Many of the original features are still in place – the ballroom, the grand staircase leading to each of the four floors and imposing mirrors and old bells are still in evidence in the corridors.  The rubbish chute is also still functional.  Though I wonder if this had a different function in the hotel’s heyday – laundry perhaps.  Our apartment is spacious and comfortable with sea views out of the kitchen, lounge and bedroom windows.  It’s also split level with a room occupying one of the building’s turrets.  Unfortunately this room isn’t accessible to visitors, which of course makes it all the more appealing.

Today we’re walking into Sandsend along the beach.  It’s about 3 miles, I think. I’m looking forward to that. I’ll post some pics when I get back.  Until later then.

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Theatre Review – True Love Lies

February 8th, 2009

Last night I went to the Royal Exchange to see ‘True Love Lies’.  The last play I saw there was Three Sisters, a bleak and claustrophobic play that I didn’t much enjoy.  The depressing mood of the play and the unusual stool-style seats made it a long and uncomfortable evening.  But last night I enjoyed very much.  The play was funny, daring and quite poignant.

‘I love Manchester,’ says Canadian playwright Brad Fraser. ‘It has provided a very welcoming artistic home for me for about 15 years now.’*  True Love Lies is the latest of a number of Fraser’s plays to be produced by the Royal Exchange.

The play is about love, families and relationships.  Fraser pushes the ideal of the modern family to its absolute limits with his dark humour, graphic exchanges and in one particular scene, sex on the table. Kane and Carolyn are the parents of promiscuous daughter Madison and moody, introverted son, Royce. When Madison approaches David -a slick, confident restaurateur – for a waitressing job, a family secret is revealed which leaves them all reeling. David is Kane’s ex-lover. As more and more of their past is revealed, Kane and Carolyn are forced to re-examine their relationship and the family’s foundations are shaken.

The action is split between Kane and Carolyn’s family home and David’s restaurant. The clever set design and use of lighting allow for fast paced scene changes, as the play moves quickly towards its climax. Interestingly, much of the action takes place around food and the dinner table – whether in the home of Kane and Carolyn or after hours at David’s restaurant.

The acting is faultless with noteworthy performances by Oliver Gomm as Royce, the geeky and depressed son and the delightful Amy Beth Hayes as the flirty, wayward Madison.  In fact all of the characters are extremely convincing and well cast.

This play is definitely worth seeing. However, avoid booking a seat in the top tier (B section) as some of the action takes place directly below and it is difficult to catch. And those bloody seats. . . .

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Tue Love Lies runs until 21 February 2009 at the Royal Exchange Theatre, St Ann’s Square, Manchester. Box Office 0161 833 9833, www.royalexchangetheatre.co.uk
* Brad Fraser quote taken from the True Love Lies programme, page 14.

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The Industry Seminar

January 31st, 2009

On Wednesday I went to a work-related seminar. These things tend to be fairly standard. You book in advance when it all seems like a good idea. When the email drops into your mail box you think, “Yes I’ll go to that, keep up to date with the industry, do some networking . . . . ‘ But when the day arrives and you have to make your way into town after a full day at work, you curse at making the booking in the first place and particularly for following it up when no-one emailed to confirm.

At the start of the event, after filling in a European funding form and pinning on a name badge, you kind of hang around a little, feeling awkward. A number of faces will be familiar. First up are the hosts and the sponsors. The sponsors will have a pop-up stand and team of people handing out flyers. Then there are other small business owners, staff from the universities, a few students and some techies. You can tell the techies apart from the students as they wear t-shirts with RSS logos and slogans that you don’t quite understand. And lastly there are the ‘professional networkers’. These people will go to the opening of a can of beans if there’s the promise of a free glass of wine. Then you’re called in to sit down.

There’s always a ‘warm-up guy’ who begins by going through the ‘house keeping’ as it now seems to be called. How to find the toilet and how to get out if the building catches on fire. An hour later you secretly start to wish for the latter scenario. Then the speakers are introduced and it begins.

Of course these things always start late and then tend to overrun and just when you think it’s nearly over they invite questions. This sends a secret message to every dufus in the room who loves the sound of his / her own voice to suddenly pipe up. So you sit there another 10 minutes, shuffling to stop your bum going numb on the plastic chairs. And finally – it’s finished. Everyone congregates in the adjoining room to drink a plastic cup full of tepid wine. And all that remains is to judge how long you can leave it before making a dash for the exit without seeming impolite.

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An Unnatural Act

January 25th, 2009

Ironing Board

Tonight I am performing an unnatural act. Ironing. As I’m smoothing the sleeve of my husband’s shirt I think about how people don’t iron anymore. Not in the way that they used to anyway. Well, apart from my mother-in-law who irons sheets, socks and even underwear. My sister doesn’t even own an iron. God it’s hard to iron shirt sleeves. I’m already bored of the idea of being a model wife and surprising my husband when he comes home.

I wonder who invented the ironing board? It’s a ridiculous shape. It should be much wider. By the time I’ve ironed one bit it’s hanging over the edge getting creased again.

When I was younger and lived with my mum, she had an ironing basket which lived under the kitchen counter. All of the clean washing went into the ironing basket (along with the cat when he wanted somewhere quiet to sleep) and once a week my mum would stand in our front room, working her way through the basket, ironing creases and putting everything on hangers. And then there were those things that ‘lived’ in the basket. A cotton blouse and other ridiculously hard to iron items. I have similar items that live in my washing basket – hand wash only garments. Some of them have been there for years.

Yes, the art of ironing has definitely passed. Next time I’ll be super organised, take them to a professional ironing company and then pass them off as all my own work.

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Seven Things

January 14th, 2009

Ice Chapel, Sweden

Ice Hotel, Sweden

I’ve just read Kate’s post at The Manchizzle and have caught the meme. I now have to write seven random things about myself. Okay, here goes.

1. I talk to my cats. Sometimes I have whole conversations with them. And sometimes I sneak in to try and catch them in the act of talking to each other.

2. My favourite all time films are Barefoot in the Park and Gone with the Wind.

3. I got married in a chapel made of ice and spent my honeymoon in a log cabin in Swedish Lapland. At night, only the isolated barks of sled dogs broke the silence. That and Lord Levy’s gentle snoring.

4. When I was younger I never dreamed of being a pop star or an actress. I daydreamed about winning the Booker Prize.

5. My gran used to ‘take cuttings’ from other people’s gardens. She kept a mini gardening kit in her bag. With her Polo Mints. I’d stand behind the garden wall, half laughing and half terrified we’d be discovered.

6. I was born and lived the first few years of my life in Higher Broughton, Salford. My mum says that Salford people are the salt of the earth. I think she’s right. When I moved to Levenshulme a few years ago it felt like coming home, though I’d never lived here before.

7. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night. People from my dreams are still in the room, though my eyes are open. It’s called Hypnagogia.

So, there you have it. Seven reasons to stop reading immediately. If you have time, write seven random things about yourself and link back.

Pictures: The Ice Chapel and the Ice Hotel, Sweden

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Love Levenshulme

January 10th, 2009

I received a lovely postcard today from Matt at Love Levenshulme. His blog is all about Levenshulme and the positives of living here. We often hear negative reports about the area but his blog celebrates the good stuff. Matt sends out postcards to people he’d like to thank for making Levenshulme that bit better. Like the people behind the ‘beautiful front garden on Broom Avenue’ and the people at Village Stores. Take a look at some of the replies at www.lovelevenshulme.com.

And thank you Matt, it was a good start to the weekend.

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Cassie, Get the Sledges Out

January 7th, 2009

View from the back door at 6 o'clock this morning

Tori's Paw Prints

The third day is always the hardest. The third day of getting up early, the third day of a diet, the third day back at work. This morning I tick all three boxes. It is 6 o’clock and the alarm clock is ringing. I have to drag myself out of bed as it’s my turn to get up first. I peer through the curtains to see everything covered in snow. It’s still dark but I can see that it is still snowing by the light of the street lamp. Usually I can tell when it’s snowed before I even get out of bed. Something about the light and the way that everything is still and muted. Calm even.

I love the snow. It blurs the edges and things look new and slightly dream-like, as though you’re looking at them from down a camera lens or from a distance. And of course everything grinds to a halt and I like that too. It slows you down and makes you realise that there are other things to think about other than the everyday routine.

When my sister and I were younger we’d race home from school, grab hats, scarves, gloves and wellies and head for The Gollies*. All the kids would be there with sledges, plastic bags and those wood and metal toboggans that you don’t see so much anymore. My sledge was red, plastic and fast. We’d climb up hills and shoot down the other side, laughing and screaming. We even named the hills, seeking out higher and more daring slopes – ‘Steepy’ and ‘Devil’s Dip’. And finally, when our clothes were wet and stiff with ice and our fingers and toes stung, we’d go back home, stamping our wellies on the step to dislodge the snow. Scarves and gloves would be discarded on radiators while we drank hot tea in the living room.

I hope it snows again today, so that we can go for a walk after work. I like to hear the creak of soft snow when I step on to it. Snow has a smell too, have you noticed? I guess the sledge will remain at home though.

Pictures: View from the Back Door at 6.30am, Tori’s Paw Prints

* The Gollies -Whitefield Golf Course, at the back of our house.

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Football

January 3rd, 2009

Lord Levy is at the football. As I write, his team is currently playing Manchester City off the park and leading by 3 – 0. There will be much celebrating in our house when he gets home.

Until I met my husband I never really understood football. And I don’t mean the formations or the offside rule. I mean that I never understood the point of it. He took me to a couple of live games a few years back, one at Chelsea and one at Leyton Orient. Though the latter took place on the coldest day of the year, I hated the Chelsea game the most. The ridiculously long queues and that god awful song they have – ‘Chelsea Chelsea . . . and then something about making it a blue day’. Oh it was a blue day alright. And that wasn’t just the language. And all the standing up and sitting down in the right places. And which goal they’re meant to aim for . . . .

We’ve since agreed that it’s not really my thing. Now that we’ve moved back up north he goes to the games with his dad, another lifelong Forest supporter. I still don’t particularly like football but I get it now. They’ll be standing there, the two of them, in the freezing cold, rubbing their hands together and laughing and shouting and cheering. It’s a bond. Something special that they share.

Before he died, my dad told me about going back to Old Trafford. He’d always been a Manchester United supporter but hadn’t seen a live game since the stadium had been rebuilt. On the phone one night he said, ‘They call it the Theatre of Dreams and you know what? It is.’ I didn’t think anything of it at the time and probably rolled my eyes a bit.  Now when I pass the stadium I have to swallow. And when they read out the football scores, I huff and make a point of flicking noisily through a magazine. But I keep half an ear out for the Man U result.

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Manchester Literature Festival

October 22nd, 2008

Well, the Manchester Literature Festival is in full swing.  This year has seen some fascinating events – a real mixture, from Afternoon Tea with Jennie Murray at the Midland Hotel to the Northern Poetry Grand Slam Final at The Northern. I was sitting in the Corner House the other evening and what really struck me was that aspiring writers in Manchester have such a wealth of resources. There’s festival itself, of course, which provides a unique forum to interact with writers like Russell T Davies and people in the industry, we have the Blog Awards (tonight), the Manchester Poetry / Fiction Prize and new initiatives starting all the time, such as Rainy City Stories and the Manchester Review. In fact, we’ve never had it so good.

There are still a number of events left to go, including Saturday’s ‘The Behaviour of Moths‘, which I’m particularly looking forward to.

For more info and to see the full programme go to www.manchesterliteraturefestival.co.uk.
And if you’ve missed any of the events, there are lots of reviews at www.manchesterliterature.blogspot.com.

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And so to Northumberland

October 4th, 2008

Bamburgh Castle

And so here we are in Northumberland.  We finally managed to get away from work for a few days to relax and get some sea air.  Of course these things always start with the inevitable ‘pre-journey row’. Preparations have been left until the last minute.  The house needs to be cleaned as the cat sitter is coming and the packing needs to be done.  Of course the clothes should have been washed in advance to give them enough time to dry, not the night before so that they’re still damp as you’re dragging them off the maiden to put in the cases. And of course the cats know instinctively that you’re going away and immediately start to play up.  On Thursday morning I put down two large bowls of Whiskas Oh So Fishy (their new favourite). Twenty minutes later they’d eaten their way through a day’s worth of food.

And so after, “What on earth are you taking that for,” and “Because I am, get over it,” suddenly you’re on your way.  The computer is off, the out of office messages are set up and the boot is full of books and booze. Now I’m not good with journeys.  Or, to be precise, I’m not good at sitting still for four hours doing nothing.  Generally after about half an hour I’m asking, “How long before we see the sea?” I’d be hopeless on a canal barge.  The thought of spending a week on a journey where you never actually arrive would drive me insane.  But four hours and one mild Haribo haze later we arrived and opened the door to our new home for the next few days.

I haven’t stayed in a caravan since I was a child and so wasn’t sure what to expect.  Everything else in Seahouses was booked and so we thought we’d give it a go.  It’s much more peaceful than I expected. The kids are all back at school and people seem to be quite private.  Not like the caravan park in Towyn where I stayed as a child and my mum and Auntie Irene tut-tutted at a woman who stepped out of her caravan in her dressing gown to go to the shower block. This caravan has two bathrooms, a lounge with flat screen TV and DVD, a fully fitted kitchen with cooker, fridge, freezer and microwave and two bedrooms.  It also has central heating, which has come in handy given the weather over the last few days. Yes,  the walls shake with every gust of wind but that all adds to its charm.

Yesterday we went to Bamburgh to look at the castle and the beach.  This part of the coast is rugged and unspoiled, with wild sea grass, sand dunes and crashing waves. Later today we’re going to Alnwick to look round the second hand book shop and Hogwarts.  But for the next hour I’m content to sit here under the blanket with a cup of tea and Lindor chocolates, while the rain beats against the caravan walls.

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